This will contain spoilers, not that it matters really. Its just as brilliant either way. Normally I start off a review with some back story about the film's production and/or the filmmaker. I would do this here too, if not for the fact that I can't find anything online about the filmmaker, Boris Pavlovsky, or the film itself. This is possibly because he might have gone out … [Read more...]
Rubber (2010) review by That Film Klown
Rubber tells the story of car tyre called Robert (yes, you read that right). Left lying in the Californian desert, Robert inexplicably comes to life and quickly develops a penchant for causing objects “ from beer bottles to human heads “ to explode. … [Read more...]
Howling: New Moon Rising (1995) review by That Film Geek
This film is dire. Really terrible. Do not watch it. Please. For your own sake. OK, I'll go on, I've suffered through this dross so you don't have to. … [Read more...]
The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987) review by That Film Geek
When the budget is too low to go big, and you don't have the talent to be clever about it, you have to go camp, and this goes so camp it's untrue. Directed by Phillipe Mora, also responsible for Howling II, The Marsupials: The Howling III takes the Werwolf series to Australia for this truly terrible outing that is the lowest ebb for the series until the disaster that is The … [Read more...]
Arachnoquake (2012) review by That Film Klown
Arachnoquake tells the story of an earthquake which disturbs the mysterious underground habitat of an army of hyper-aggressive, blind, albino spiders “ many of which have superpowers. Unsurprisingly this is bad news for humans, especially the hapless folks of New Orleans who sign find themselves being chased, bitten, burned and used as living incubators for the next generation … [Read more...]
Troll 2 (1990) review by That Film Klown
In the murky pool of the worst films ever made swims a beast that could swallow the entire cast of Jack and Jill and still have room for Michael Bay. This monster, known to the world as Troll 2, redefined the definition of bad “ and by comparison all our lives have been better ever since. The story behind Troll 2 is infinitely more interesting than the nonsensical one it … [Read more...]
Body Melt (1993) review by That Film Klown
At first glance, Body Melt is far better than other entries to our terrible film dungeon. The acting, script, direction, music and just about everything else are all immeasurably better than those in, for example, The Room or Birdemic. But the longer Body Melt goes on, the worse it gets. It's horrendously gory throughout and even after it's finished you may struggle to say … [Read more...]
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) review by That Film Klown
Some horror films start with a dramatic and frightening scene which drops the viewer straight into the action. Birdemic doesn't. In fact it never really starts. And it's not really a horror film. In fact it's barely a film. If you decide to watch it (don't) fast forward to exactly half way through. That way you'll only have to wait two minutes instead of 47 for anything at all … [Read more...]
Strippers vs Werewolves (2012) review by That Film Klown
Do you lie awake at night wondering who would win an epic battle between strippers vs werewolves? Well worry no more¦ because after watching this film you won't care about anything. We here in The Room love hilariously terrible films. Some films are brilliant and some are brilliantly bad, but sadly Strippers vs Werewolves walks the fine line between the two. It is boring, … [Read more...]
Review: The Room (2003)
[pullquote cite="" type="left, right"][amazon text=Amazon&template=carousel&chan=that film guy&asin=1451661193][/pullquote] In the race to find the worst film of all time, this is a real contender. Terrible acting, no plot, awkward dialogue “ The Room has them all in abundance. The first thing to note is that, having just watched this film, I still have no idea what … [Read more...]