The tagline for Titanic II is: They said it couldn't happen twice. Turns out it could. And of course it does. The early scenes are packed with heavy handed references to what we all know must follow “ the characters discuss icebergs and lifeboats, and one sailor even mentions the ironic fact that the water is exactly the same temperature as it was when the ship's predecessor … [Read more...]
Review: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
A GROTESQUE parade of candy-coloured, hooligan freaks is how the makers describe the eponymous bad guys in Killer Klowns From Outer Space. They're not wrong “ which is surprising given the film they made. Magnificently terrible from start to finish, this film has everything a classic shouldn't: an incredibly slow-moving plot, infuriatingly unrealistic characters and acting so … [Read more...]