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Early this year,

There was Devil’s Due,

It got bad reviews,

Positives were Devil’s Few.

It was found footage,

With actors who were Devil’s Who?,

And these kinds of films,

Were in a Devil’s Slew.

So against my judgement,

I saw Devil’s Due,

Despite it looking like,

It Devil’s Blew.

I went out and got,

In the Devil’s Queue,

So I could Devil’s View Devil’s Due.

Into the screen,

Ready to Devil’s Boo,

A film that would be terrible,

I just Devil’s Knew.

But the reputation,

Is just Devil’s Undue,

As it turned out pretty decent,

I swear it’s Devil’s True!

I quickly realised,

That in Devil’s Lieu,

Of irritating teenagers,

And humour that was Devil’s Crude,

We got adult characters,

Who know what to Devil’s Do,

When things go wrong,

As it’s Devil’s Got To.

However I don’t want,

To Devil’s Misconstrue,

As Devil’s Due,

Is not a Devil’s Cue,

For a revolution in the genre,

It isn’t very Devil’s New,

And many criticisms,

Aren’t Devil’s Undue.

It probably won’t hold up,

To a Devil’s Re-view,

As the scares are mostly just,

Devil’s Boo!

But the ending is effective,

With your head it does Devil’s Screw,

And some of the body horror,

Is just Devil’s Ew!

So to wrap up,

This Devil’s Review,

Although the logic is a bit,

Devil’s Askew,

In the final act,

It Comes Devil’s Through,

Even though from Rosemary’s Baby,

It clearly Devil’s Drew.

James Haves